AAAHHH!!!!

Reading break is almost over! Hope your ready for gospels!

praise the Lord.

So I'm in no pain. No tailbone problems anymore. I also never ended up going on antibiotics. Praise Jesus!

Thanks for praying!

Update On My Dad

It feels like I have been away a long time already, not like I was with you in chapel yesterday. My dad came through the operation okay, and it seems that the cancer was contained and hasn't spread, though more tests are to come. But there will still be tough days ahead for my dad, with at least six days in the hospital, and it is uncertain how we will make sure he gets the care he and my mom will need after I leave. So thanks for your past and continuing prayers. I am still not sure how long I will be here, but likely it will be to the end of Reading Break, and possibly a couple days after. Please pray for me too - my rough voice turned into a cold the day I came here, and I really don't want my parents to catch it. Between that and looking after everyone here, I am kinda tired. I hope you are having a good start to your break!

After a week of Theology we have...

JIM PAULSON QUOTES!!

Yet another way Jim Paulson has to humble himself--buying a Bible with large print.

(About whiteboard markers) Blue is starting to lose it, purple... purple is still juicy, brown starts off promising.

I had to write their ages down cause they keep changing...

I’m a pro at muddying the waters. Let me take the clarity and confuse it all I can.

I started blogging to tell the great stories of my life and I told about 15 stories and then I ran out of life.

You could have little, sexually mature Brontosauruses running around...

Thanks for nodding, cause I confused myself even with my musings.

I say it until I get bored, so I just imagine how you feel.

Good, banging-your-head-against-the-wall, tempted-to-choke-your-neighbor kind of fun stuff coming up this afternoon.

I am willing to be your punching bag, guinea pig, test case, whatever.

I know I’m throwing something flaky at ya here in the waning hours of the day.

Angels were having babies with human women. I wanted to freak you out at least once more today.

How do you take this and put it in your pipe and smoke it? (followed by...)

Forgive me for the tobacco, anything else you might wanna smoke allusions... [speaking to himself] No BC jokes, no BC jokes.

For example, someone taking a Tarzan swing into the ocean, that to me is “a sin leading to death” if you are talking about physical death.

God will have a visible backside because that’s what Moses saw... I knew that would come out wrong.

I don’t know why we need a king. I’m just enjoying posing the question.

I’m too break-minded. It’s my people pleasing nature. They’re paying all this money to have me come out here and tell them they have a break.

I said that so enthusiastically that death got a cheer!

I can’t even say it cute, so let me just say it... stupid.

I should have lightened up and sprinkled...